Do I have any friends?

Yes. Let me tell you all about them:

Ban: I live in his house. His fancy ad job means he's gone a lot but when he's here he feeds me, we blab, smoke "spifs," and drink Indian whisky. He's very cool.

Puneet: Theresa's boyfriend. Says British things like "brilliant" when I agree to do things. Ban is his friend/boss. Honestly, I don't know what I would have done my first couple weeks if Puneet wasn't there to pick me up from the airport, connect me with a place to live etc.

Friedel and Aitana: The other two Navdanya interns. Friedel is a little German dude with the coolest fro ever. Aitana is from Madrid so we speak Spanish sometimes.

Neha: I went to a party and was like, "yo, it's 1:00 AM in Delhi and I'm scared to take a cab, can I stay at your house?" She said yes and I went with her and her boyfriend to a suburb about 45 min away. She's tiny and cute so she gets away with saying things like, "Go to Hell," and "Where's my gift?" (Not to me, to others). Very smart and extra nice. I spent Diwali with her and

Vassudha: Neha's friend. A lawyer whose sense of humor I really enjoy. She lives with her mom/dad/bro/sister-in-law/grandma. Neha and I stayed in her house for 3 nights during Diwali

Sunita: Vassudha's sister-in-law. She's from Trinidad so we bonded over being from the same time zone. So nice and such a good cook. Also introduced me to:

Wentworth Miller: Who isn't really my friend so much as a dream man/star of Prison Break which Sunita enjoys. I mean, who can't be captivated by the multicultural (including Jewish and Jamaican) Princeton-educated, sort-of-look-like-Chaning-Tatum hotness. For those of you who don't know, educate yourselves: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wentworth_Miller

India Times told me happy people have at least 10 friends so I'm in the market for a few more. We'll see how that goes.

P.S. Dear Western men,
Consider the Kurta. It's a good look